I see in your local paper that you now have Five Guys. I shouldn’t be surprised. This place is so staggeringly popular in the D.C. metro area that I think several localities are considering laws requiring that any new office building must have a Five Guys somewhere on the premises.
This is, of course, blatantly unfair. You already have so many food chains that we in the supposedly enlightened D.C. suburbs do not. The Schlotzsky’s in Reston is long gone. It’s a long, long drive to a Bojangles or Mrs. Winner’s. Waffle House? Yeah, right.
That’s it. I’m moving back.