My personal check list on 15 Things You Have to Do Before You Can Call Yourself a “Real” Journalist:

1. Check
2. Check
3. Opted for soda instead
4. Not quite!
5. Check
6. Phew — no
7. Triple-check
8. Check
9. Check
10. Check
11. Check
12. Check. And worse.
13. Check
14. Check
15. As much as I try, check