If you haven’t checked out The Smoking Gun’s collection of touring musicians’ requirements in a while, now is a good time.

Ladies and gentlemen, Iggy and the Stooges.

It’s a little long because they apparently don’t cart a lot of their own gear with them (I’m imagining the Rush rider is something like “a bunch of water and some oil for Neil’s motorcycle”), but the roadie writing it goes to great lengths to make it entertaining. I wish people did that with all official documents.